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All the terps.None of the high.
Hand-pulled taffy carrying a complete, strain-true terpene profile — the compounds that make Sour Diesel smell like Sour Diesel. No THC. No CBD. Non-detect at a DEA-registered lab, batch after batch.
- Δ9-Tetrahydrocannabinol
- ND
- Cannabidiol
- ND
- Total cannabinoids
- ND
- Strain terpenes
- 20 mg / chew
- Identified compounds
- 81+
- Safety panel — pesticides, metals, microbials, solvents
- Pass
Two independent labs. Terpene profiling is ISO 17025-accredited. Every report is public, and the batch number is printed on the bag. ND = non-detect.
What it actually is
Terpenes are the part of cannabis nobody sells you separately.
Two jars at the same THC percentage land completely differently, and the reason was never the number on the label. It's the terpene profile underneath — limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene — the compounds that give a strain its character, its smell, its whole personality.
If THC is the gas pedal, terpenes are the steering wheel.
MONDAYS puts that profile into a chew. On its own, it's the flavor and the ritual with nothing to schedule your day around. Alongside your own flower, it's a direction.
The line
| Chew | Cross | Terpene family | Vibe |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Daily Commute | Pineapple Express × Kona Pineapple | limonene / pinene | Daytime |
| Go-Go Bananas | Sour Diesel × Banana Cream | limonene / terpinolene | Daytime |
| Main Squeeze | Lemon Cherry Gelato × Ponderosa Lemon | limonene / caryophyllene | Balanced |
| Grapes Unleaded | Grape Gasoline × Concord Grape | myrcene / caryophyllene | Balanced |
| Wild Things | Animal Mintz × Wild Strawberry | caryophyllene / humulene | Balanced |
| Raspberry Relief | LA Confidential × Red Raspberry | myrcene / linalool | Evening |
The offer
You already tell people what's good. This is the part you haven't been paid for.
15% of every order you refer. A dashboard that tracks it. A 60-day cookie, so the friend who bookmarks it in March still counts in April.
It ships where flower can't
Non-detect means no license, no dispensary, no state line problem. The botanical line is legal candy in all fifty states.
It doesn't compete with anyone's plug
Nobody is choosing this instead of their eighth. It sits next to it — for the 2pm call, the drive, the tolerance break, the test in eleven days.
The proof is public
You are not asking anyone to take your word for it. Batch numbers on the bag, reports online, no email gate.
Low-friction cart
Free shipping over $49 — the 30-chew variety box clears it on its own. 30-day money-back guarantee. Ships from Michigan in one business day.
How it works
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Post it, text it, put it in a bio, hand it across a counter. The dashboard tracks every click for 60 days.
Get paid
15% commission on every referred order, paid out on a regular schedule. Marketing assets are in the dashboard.
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